INT. SILVER LANCE PRODUCTIONS - LANCE'S OFFICE - DAY

            CU TV monitor.

                                BOBBY
                      ...140 units, nurse. Did you think
                      I wouldn't notice that? I've been
                      practicing at this hospital longer
                      than you've been alive.

                                WAYNE (O.S.)
                          (awful female voice)
                      I thought-- I hoped-- I...I didn't
                      know someone else had the same
                      impulses as I did.

                                BOBBY
                      Those impulses could help me,
                      nurse. You have your methods and
                      I...

            He gives the terrifying screwdriver a BUZZ OR TWO.

                                BOBBY (CONT'D)
                      ...I have mine. We can join forces,
                      you and me--

            Out on the scene.

            Lance, Wayne and Bobby are watching the action on a big TV,
            in the darkened office. On the couch, one intern gives the
            other a massage. Neither watches the clip.

            Lance kills the TV.

                                LANCE
                      Okay, that's probably enough.
                          (to the interns)
                      Guys, do you want to get the
                      lights?

                                INTERN #2
                      No. We're relaxing.

                                LANCE
                      Do I have to do everything in this
                      office myself?

                                INTERN #1
                      Yep.

                                LANCE
                      I didn't actually want an answer.

                                INTERN #1
                      Sorry.

            He rises and hits the lights.

                                WAYNE
                      You don't...you don't want to watch
                      the rest of it?

                                LANCE
                      Nah. I kinda got the point.

                                WAYNE
                      But the best part's coming up. He
                      recruits the nurse as his partner
                      and they break into the dispensary--

                                LANCE
                      Yeh. That's nice. Bobby. Bobby,
                      bubby. Bobby my boy.

                                BOBBY
                      Hi.

                                LANCE
                      That was a good fuckin' screen
                      test. You really scared me with
                      that screwdriver, dude.

                                BOBBY
                      I did?

                                LANCE
                      No, not really. I'm joshing ya. But
                      you did some good work there. Have
                      you acted much before?

                                BOBBY
                      A little bit, here and there. When
                      I lived in Europe, I did some
                      theater. Plus a yogurt commercial.
                      I played a container of Strawberry
                      Swirl.

                                LANCE
                      You got some talent. You know, you
                      and I should talk.

                                WAYNE
                      Uh, Lance?

                                LANCE
                      Yah.

                                WAYNE
                      What about my script? You want to
                      read the rest of it?

                                LANCE
                      Maybe later sometime, bro. In the
                      meantime, I'm gonna talk to my
                      homes Bobby alone for a little
                      while. Do you mind?

            He points to the door.

                                WAYNE
                      I...I guess not.

                                LANCE
                          (to an intern)
                      Hey money, do me a favor and get
                      the door for Wayne here.

                                INTERN #1
                      No thanks.

                                INTERN #2
                      He's a big boy. He seems pretty
                      capable of opening a door.

                                LANCE
                      Sometimes I'm glad I don't pay you
                      any salary. Wayne, could you?

            He points again. Defeated, Wayne rises slowly and exits the
            office.